When beauty-pageant contestant, Krystal Lyons is cheated out of her rightful first place in the finale of a Ms Beautiful World competition, she… let’s just say, over reacts. Later, choosing between a jail sentence or a stint in rehab, she enters the Savra Wellness Centre for Spiritual and Mental Wellbeing to rebalance her life. Little does she know she’s accidentally checked-in to a top-secret operation run by Illuminati-lizard Overlords using the hospital as a cover. They’re on a mission to colonize the planet. The problem is – they’re awful at their job and they’ running out of time before the mission is cancelled and planet earth is annihilated. Believing these lizard aliens to be yet another symptom of her own overworked psyche, Krystal decides to help her new friends ‘conquer the earth’ by putting on their very own Beauty Pageant, using their DNA altering ‘Human cream’ as first prize. As it tracks the rise, fall, then rise again of Krystal Lyons, Illuminati Lizards from Outer Space dances us through musical numbers that are surprising, passionate and memorable, and leaves us wondering how we, like Krystal, would react if we had the chance to get everything we ever wanted, in this world and beyond.